Like many of you, I absolutely love wintertime. There’s nothing quite like cozying up with a book by the fire, watching snowflakes drift down outside the window, and letting soft, relaxing music fill the room. It’s a season made for slowing down and savoring the simple joys. Winter is also the perfect time for sharing a good laugh to break up the chill in the air. That’s why I’ve put together a collection of winter jokes to bring a little extra warmth and cheer to the season.
1. Why was the little snowman sad? Cause he had a meltdown.
2. How do polar bears make their beds? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
3. What are little snowmen called? Chill-dren.
4. What can you catch in the winter, even with your eyes closed? A cold.
5. What bites but doesn’t have teeth? Frost.
6. Why did the snowman go to the doctor? He was getting chills.
7. What do you call a snowman in August? A puddle.
8. Where do snowmen put their money? Snowbanks
9. What’s white and goes up? A confused snowflake.
10. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month? The letter D.
11. What kind of fish do penguins catch at night? Starfish.
12. How do you decorate a cake for a snowman? With lots of icing.
13. Where does a snowman get the weather report? The winternet.
14. What do snowmen eat for lunch? Icebergers
15. What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
16. What’s a snowman’s favorite meat? Cold cuts.
17. What’s a snowman’s favorite drink? Iced tea.
18. What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert? Lost
19. What’s the best part of school during the winter? Snow and tell.
20. When is a polar bear not a polar bear? When it’s in a grizzly mood.
21. What do you call a reindeer without eyes? I have no eye deer.
22. What happens when you catch a cold? You get cabin fever.
23. What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy.
24. What do you call a snowman without a carrot? Nobody nose.
25. What often falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow
26. How do snowmen pay their bills? With cold hard cash.
27. What do you call a snowman that plays piano? Meltin’ John.
28. How do snowmen get information? They search on the winter-net.
29. Is it quicker to be hot or cold? Hot is quicker because you can catch cold.
30. What kind of math do snowy owls like? Owlgebra.
