In today’s post, I compiled some fun halloween jokes for kids. The purpose is to provide you with resources that are not only educational but also bring giggles to kids during tis Halloween season. You can use these jokes with kids a home or with students in class, or as fun icebreakers in a Halloween party. Go through the compilation and see which ones stand out for you. Share with us if you have other jokes or suggestions for the post.
Halloween Jokes for Kids
1. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?
A sand-witch.
2. Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
Because a dog was after his bones!
3. Why didn’t the skeletons cross the road?
They had no guts.
4. How do you make a skeleton laugh?
Tickle her funnybone.
5. Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
6. What do birds say on Halloween?
Trick or tweet!
7. Why are ghosts bad liars?
Because you can see right through them.
8. What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Ice Scream.
9. How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
10. Why couldn’t the ghost see his mom and dad?
Because they were trans-parent.
11. What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?
Spelling.
12. Why did the skeleton cross the road?
To get to the body shop.
13. What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
Spooktacles.
14. Why did the skeleton stay home from the dance?
She had no body to go with.
15. What’s a ghost’s favorite game to play on the playground?
Hide and Shriek.
16. What would you get if you crossed a teacher with a vampire?
Lots of blood tests.
17. What’s a skeleton’s favorite instrument?
A sax-a-bone.
18. What did one ghost say to the other?
Get a life!
19. Where do ghosts go on holidays?
The Boohamas.
20. What do witches get at hotels?
Broom service.
21. What does Dracula play baseball with?
A Vampire Bat.
22. What did one ghost say to the other?
Get a life!
23. What does a skeleton order for dinner?
Spare ribs.
24. What can you catch from a vampire in winter?
Frostbite.
25. Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Day-scare.
26. What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires? Fangs-giving!
27. Where does a vampire eat his lunch?
In the casketeria.
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Final thoughts
I hope you have found these Halloween jokes helpful. I am sure they will bring fun and giggles to your little ones during this season. These jokes are perfect for teachers and parents and they can also serve as fun icebreakers in Halloween parties. Enjoy!