In today’s post, I am sharing a delightful collection of knock-knock jokes perfect for the young and the young at heart. Knock-knock jokes have a charming simplicity that makes them a perennial favorite among kids. They’re not only fun but also a great way for children to practice their conversational and timing skills.
Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
Whether you’re a parent looking to inject some humor into your daily routine, a teacher aiming to lighten the mood in the classroom, or just in need of a quick laugh, these jokes are sure to bring smiles all around.
1. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s just a joke!
2. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you and I miss you!
3. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!
4. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up and answer the door!
5. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Bless you!
6. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow says.
Cow says who?
Cow says moooo!
7. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!
8. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dishes.
Dishes who?
Dishes a very bad joke!
9. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Howard.
Howard who?
Howard you like to be knocking for a change?
10. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
MOOOOO!
11. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
Icy you, can you see me?
12. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Water.
Water who?
Water you waiting for? Let’s go!
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13. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?
14. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me some juice.
15. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don’t get so excited, it’s just a joke!
16. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?*
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie body home? Let’s play!
17. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Tank.
Tank who?
You’re welcome!
18. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
19. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
20. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Leaf.
Leaf who?
Leaf me alone and let me read!
21. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Doughnut.
Doughnut who?
Doughnut forget to close the door!
22. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner!
23. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
24. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin you! Hand over your candy!
25. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amos.
Amos who?
A mosquito bit me!
26. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Turnip.
Turnip who?
Turnip the volume, it’s my favorite song!
27. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alpaca.
Alpaca who?
Alpaca the suitcase, you load the car!
28. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Wanda.
Wanda who?
Wanda hang out with me right now?
29. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Car go “beep beep”!
30. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you!
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Final thoughts
I hope you have found these knock-knock jokes to be a joyful addition to your day! Sharing a laugh through these simple, playful exchanges can brighten moments and bring people closer together, especially the little ones. Whether used in the classroom, at home, or during a casual gathering, these jokes are a fantastic way to lighten the atmosphere and add a dash of fun.
